Ever since we’ve started using this beautiful candy-sweet lard soap on a regular basis, we’ve noticed more flavorful breakfasts, a brighter sun shining through the window and all our software upgrades have gone on without a hitch. Commitment issues in our long term relationships have all but disappeared.

Are these things related? We think they have to be.

Ingredients: Lard, lye, sweet orange essential oil, calendula flower petals