There’s nothing more satisfying as a parent than watching your kid feverishly scrub themselves each day with the hope of releasing a mystery plastic animal  trapped inside a prison of saponified animal fat. Plus, it’s the only way we can get them to shower.

Not recommended for kids under 3, unless you’re trying to purposefully choke a kid. But that’s a serious crime.

Sold as single bars. Buy a bunch.

Ingredients: Pastured lard, Lye, tiny farm animal toy from Wild Republic