What kind of fly-by-night soap company would we be without a token man flavor?

We can't afford Sandalwood essential oil, so we give you the next best thing: Pine tar soap!

Pine tar happens when they do hot and pressurized stuff to stumps. The resulting sticky goo is powerful enough to seal up your maritime craft or keep your horse's infected hoof from rotting off, so hell yes, let's put that sh** in some soap!!! I’d say it *has* to be pH balanced to clean your manly bits with minimal effort.

Ingredients: Pastured lard, water, lye, pine tar, sweet orange essential oil, steel cut oats as an exfoliant.

Bars are hand cut and about 4 oz.